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[Dazai crosses his arms, obviously not pleased.]

What is rude is going through someone else's trash can! Unless you think you belong in there?

How can you not look at the trash can and think "I want to explore it!"? Dumpster diving is a sport for a reason.

[ Well, in his book at least. ]

[...Okay, you know what. He'll play along. Commence Gremlinzai.]

Ooh, I've heard of that one! They say that the deeper the trashcan, the more possibilities you could find! Maybe even a portal that can take you to another dimension!

Actually, it's likely possible with the current developments in science. I've been transported before by a portable toilet across a space station.

[ It was a questionable experience, he could say the least. ]

What was it like?

[His voice is noticeably high pitched and his movements are more animated.]

Did you experience any discomfort? Stress? Did you see the flying spaghetti monster while you were in transit?

I didn't feel discomfort, but it was just a strange sensation of being transported through the darkness. Maybe I did see a glimpse of a Wubbaboo though.

Gasp! A Wubbaboo!

[What the hell is a Wubbaboo.]

Oh, you wouldn't know what a Wubbaboo is. Let me draw you a picture.

[ Somehow he procures a piece of paper from the junk aside him and draws a pretty accurate picture of one. ]

This is what it looks like.

Oooooh. They look very cute.

[He rubs his chin as he observes the image, as if appreciating a masterpiece in a museum.]

And very puntable. What noise do they make if you kick them?