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[ It's not out malice nor was it a targeted attack, but Dazai's place happened to get selected by RNG! Caelus just happened to walk by and was fascinated by the garbage can outside. He could not resist the temptation to open up the lid... and explore inside. ]

[... Did his trash can end up growing legs? Why is there a pair peaking out of it??

There's only one thing a friendly, kind, person like him would do: help them get out of there!

Which is why he unceremoniously pushes the garbage can to the side, spilling out the human inside - alongside anything else that's in it.]

[ Wow, there's a lot of interesting things in here! What especially catches his eyes are the nice looking cans of soda. Perhaps he should add these to his collection...

Or so he thinks, when he feels the trash can is violent tipped over with him inside, and he stumbles out, banana on his head, face to face with Dazai. ]

Hey, that was pretty rude.

[Dazai crosses his arms, obviously not pleased.]

What is rude is going through someone else's trash can! Unless you think you belong in there?

How can you not look at the trash can and think "I want to explore it!"? Dumpster diving is a sport for a reason.

[ Well, in his book at least. ]

[...Okay, you know what. He'll play along. Commence Gremlinzai.]

Ooh, I've heard of that one! They say that the deeper the trashcan, the more possibilities you could find! Maybe even a portal that can take you to another dimension!

Actually, it's likely possible with the current developments in science. I've been transported before by a portable toilet across a space station.

[ It was a questionable experience, he could say the least. ]

What was it like?

[His voice is noticeably high pitched and his movements are more animated.]

Did you experience any discomfort? Stress? Did you see the flying spaghetti monster while you were in transit?

I didn't feel discomfort, but it was just a strange sensation of being transported through the darkness. Maybe I did see a glimpse of a Wubbaboo though.

Gasp! A Wubbaboo!

[What the hell is a Wubbaboo.]

Oh, you wouldn't know what a Wubbaboo is. Let me draw you a picture.

[ Somehow he procures a piece of paper from the junk aside him and draws a pretty accurate picture of one. ]

This is what it looks like.

Oooooh. They look very cute.

[He rubs his chin as he observes the image, as if appreciating a masterpiece in a museum.]

And very puntable. What noise do they make if you kick them?

Don't kick them! They'll cry really pathetically and run away.

But that sounds really funny.

Wow, I already didn't have a good impression of you, but you would bully crybabies...?

What doesn't kill them makes them stronger, you know!

I guess I'll have to defend the Wubbaboos' remaining honor in 1v1 combat with you.

Wow, such violence ~

[SAYS THE ONE WHO WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT KICKING THEM.]

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Action - hello it's your friendly neighborhood raccoon

god i can't believe i almost forgot to reply to this one

how dare u he was only vibing in your trashcan, dazai

go vibe elsewhere!!!!

no, el bandito will seize the day

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